Novella Readathon #26: Queen O’Nine Tails

The third and final of my purchases from the now defunct Hedone Press, which unfortunately means you can only get this via Audible at the moment. I participate in this r/Fantasy’s yearly Bingo as well as the r/QueerSFF Reading Challenge, of which one of the prompts is ‘Sapphic Swashbuckler’ which this book definitely fits. However, I think this book does a poor job of marketing what it actually is, which is mostly a fantasy romance on a pirate ship, with only a smattering of the horror story I thought I was walking into. Actually, don’t read the official blurb at all. I started sketching out my initial thoughts for this review at page 100 (of 180), and the blurb spoils a major plot event that hadn’t happened yet.

The Premise:
Gloria Vane is an aspiring con woman, though mostly because it’s the path in life her uncle has set for her. On her way to swindle a new husband in America, she gets captured by pirates, immediately pisses off half the crew, and starts romantically taunting the captain Valentina Mallozzi. This book isn’t quite action, isn’t quite a romance, isn’t quite adventure, but something living in a space between all three. 

Read If Looking For: sapphic pirates with a strong romance subplot, jealous crewmates, magic that isn’t always explainable

Avoid If Looking For: gore, terror, or grotesqueness, detailed sex scenes

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Novella Readathon #25: Murder by Memory

The Cozy Fantasy/Sci boom seems to have two modes: romance featuring the opening of a small business, and elderly folks solving murders. Unsurprisingly, this is the latter. I liked this book quite a bit, though Mystery aficionados will leave disappointed. The portrait of the generation ship that Dorothy rides on is unrealistic, but an engaging and evocative locale for a series of mysteries to be set in. I’ll read the sequel for sure, as this series feels like a great palette cleanser between longer novels. In terms of Hugo viability? I’d slot this well below Cinder House, probably about equal with Summer War. 

The Premise
Dorothy was taking a break from life when the Fairweather’s AI stuck her consciousness in the body of a bank clerk. It turns out the previous host for her new body was tangled up in some shady business, including wiping a shelf of memory archives that included Dorothy’s herself. As she gets used to a new body that she very much hopes to abandon as soon as possible, Dorothy gets pulled back into her Detective work, hoping to solve a mystery that involved several deaths, at least one of which was permanent (not something that’s supposed to happen on this ship).

Read If You: are craving something light and readable, want to follow a stereotypical Auntie solving crimes, enjoy utopian portraits of humanity’s future

Avoid If You: want realistic depictions of space travel or economic models, want the experience of a tightly written mystery

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Novella Readathon #24: The Summer War

I haven’t been super in touch with new releases, and thus have not read the vast majority of the books nominated for this year’s Hugo Awards. However, Summer War seems to have enough buzz to be a realistic contender for winning the novella category. Novik’s work has always been enjoyable, and Schoolomance is a series that I’ve reread more than anything else in the past few years. The parts of Summer War that I liked were divine, but is it award worthy? Probably not, because I thought the story missed some opportunities for depth. Overall I think Cinder House was superior in almost every way.

The Premise:
Celia discovers she is the first Sorceress in generations on the same day her older brother rejects his inheritance and leaves, abandoning her as well. She curses him to be loveless, her father goes into despair at his departure, and she finally realizes her other brother is more than a useless nobody. The King now wants to marry her into the Royal family, but she’s only 12, so that likely won’t happen for a while. And behind it all the threat of brutal Summer War, the hundred year conflict with the Summerlings, looms. 

Read If Looking For: fey that feel truly inhuman, fairy tale structures, wordplay and tricks, original fairy tales

Avoid If Looking For: plots that flow naturally, good fathers, the true meaning of love

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The Last Contract of Isako -Corporate Samurai in Space

Fonda Lee won my heart with The Green Bone Saga, but I’ve been less thrilled with the work that she’s released since then. That’s how I felt when I got to the halfway point of The Last Contract of Isako. The book won me over in the back half though, which reinforced that Lee is going to be an author I follow closely. This book has a lot of her hallmarks from Greenbone Saga – complicated character relationships, a clear sense of culture in the world, and a small number of highly impactful fight scenes – and I eagerly await what she puts out in the future!

The Premise
Isako is a Contractor, legally connected for life with a company Director. She is one part spy, one part guard, and one part voice of reason. Unfortunately, her boss just lost a corporate war, and she consigns herself to Resigning. Before she can take the long walk into the cold, saving oxygen and water for those with life ahead of them, she is given one final job. Her joints ache, she’s disillusioned with her work, and she just wants it all to be over. For the sake of her daughter – whom will receive her retirement bonus only if she fulfills her duties till the end – Isako will do everything she can to prevent Sandbar Uchi from getting confirmed to the Board of Directors. Things get personal when she realizes something terrible has happened to his contractor & her former apprentice.

Read If Looking For: realistic-feeling dystopias, the cutthroat realities of terraforming, late-late-late stage capitalism, protagonists past their prime, atypical endings

Avoid If Looking For: characters tearing down The System, modern senses of morality, chosen ones or zero-to-hero

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Novella Readathon #23: Of the Wild

I’ve been on a long kick of bad dads for this project, so I wanted something that I knew would not feature that character archetype. I actually almost read Of the Wild last year for the Parents Bingo Square. This book was satisfying, but probably not going to stick around in my head for a long time. I think it’ll be a good option for people who want a cozy fantasy that has a different vibe than most, or a different take on Romantasy than we’re used to seeing from the current boom. 

The Premise:
Aeris is a fae who rescues children whose parents do not want them. However, the fruit of his tree, which allows his children to thrive and grow in arcane ways, are harder to find and less powerful every time one is picked. He is dying, and his tree dies with him. The Tall Ones are waiting to consume the children when Aeris can no longer defend his home. When a human dreams his way into Aeris’ domain, he sees a potential successor to take on his mantle once he passes on.

Read If Looking For: found family themes, love stories that don’t involve sex, cozy fantasy with some teeth

Avoid If Looking For: developed love interests, realistic portrayals of childhood trauma, bespoke prose

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Novella Readathon #22: The Story of Gumluck the Wizard

As an English teacher who mostly works with 6th graders, I quite like Middle Grade Fantasy and think that they get overlooked and undervalued in the genre fiction world. However, novellas aren’t particularly common in the middle grade space, which made it hard to find a good fit if I truly wanted to have a novella themed r/fantasy bingo card, which requires a middle grade book this year. I decided to go with something a bit sillier and younger than I’d normally read in this space; Gumluck is more targeted at 8-9 year-olds than 11-12, and I think it would probably make a great bedtime storybook for kids even younger than 8.

The Premise:
Gumluck is the Very Small Wizard who Lives in a Very Big Hill. The villagers ask him for help, but never say hello or thank you. Gumluck accidentally knocks over the raven Helvetica’s nest, sparking the start of a long friendship and many silly adventures for the series to follow. In this book, Gumluck wants to become the Harvest Hero, a prize given to the most helpful villager – who conveniently has been the crown prince for the past two decades. However, he doesn’t realize the villagers look down on him, but he will press on to try and help as many people as he possibly can.

Read If Looking For: sassy ravens, technically compliant wishes, telling the truth isn’t always the right move 

Avoid If You Dislike: goofiness, egregious misunderstandings, lovable loners 

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2026 Mid Year Freakout Book Tag!

We take a break from our regularly scheduled novella reviews for my very delayed mid-year check in. This was created by Read Like Wildfire, though I pull in some of my own mid-year traditions from before I started blogging. It has been a pretty phenomenal year of books, and July has possibly been the best of the year. Fingers crossed it only gets better!

Best Books I’ve Read This Year

There was so much good stuff I’ve read this year! I felt like I had to leave off some absolute bangers to keep this even somewhat reasonable. The others will be shorter, I promise.

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Novella Readathon #21: The Practice, The Horizon, and The Chain

Sofia Samatar has been on my reading list for a long time. I always figured I’d start with The Winged Histories, but this novella kept getting rave reviews, and I love a school/academia setting. I knew this story dealt with class displacement from the chatter, but I wasn’t prepared for how sharply Samatar wields the pen … or perhaps keyboard. This is yet another author that I have now committed to reading more of; I wanted this project to lessen my TBR, but it has in fact done the exact opposite.  

The Premise
The Fleet travels from mining site to mining site, remaining for generations before making a long journey to a new source of resources. The boy is one of the Chained, laboring in the darkness beneath, and the professor is one of the ankleted, a sort of middle working class. Some of her friends don’t bear any fetters at all. The professor brings the boy out of the darkness, ‘liberating’ him to her class and installing him as a student at her university. It does not go as smoothly as she’d like. As the two grapple with the chains they bear, they both realize they have much more to learn.

Read If Looking For: thematically dense stories, nuanced yet archetypical characters, the pointlessness of meetings and committees

Avoid If Looking For: plot heavy books, tidy endings, school settings featuring classroom scenes, happy vibes

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Novella Readathon #20: Lanny

This is the third, and probably final, Literary leaning novella I’m reading for this project. If we’re nitpicking labels, Lanny is probably closest to Magical Realism, but I think it generally defies easy categorization. It took me a while to settle into Porter’s rhythm, but portions of this book had me in a stranglehold. I think it’s a more approachable entry point into Literary writing, only one step beyond The Spear Cuts Through Water. It’s a personal and intimate window into the souls orbiting around a very special young boy named Lanny and the village where he lives.

The Premise:
Lanny is a very special child. In his life are parents Jolie and Rob, an older artist named Pete who bonds with Lanny during art lessons, and the mythical creature Dead Papa Toothwort. Lanny is in tune with the supernatural, able to defy logic and physics. When Lanny disappears, the town blames Pete, who gets cast as a pedophilic gay man. You’ll enter the mind of townsfolk, visitors, and our core cast of humans. Part three sees them seeking out Lanny in the domain of Dead Papa Toothwort, and mostly reverts to the original prose style. Throughout the book, we never experience Lanny’s POV.

Read If Looking For: experimental storytelling techniques, nature and humanity elementally joined, gritty human relationships, joyful human relationships

Avoid If Looking For: good dads, the magic to make sense, pain-free books, standard narration and dialogue

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Novella Readathon #19: Cabaret in Flames

Last year one of my favorite reads was Pueyo’s debut novel But Not Too Bold, which was a delightfully gothic monster romance – with an emphasis on monster. Cabaret in Flames was one of my most anticipated releases of the year, and I’m mostly disappointed in it. As with some of my other three star novella reviews, I still think it’s worth a look for readers who are excited about the specific premise and tone of Cabaret in Flames, but not for a more general audience. 

Elevator Pitch:
Ariadne is a doctor, and her patients are Guls, creatures with unnaturally long lives who can feed only on human flesh and blood. When a strang Gul comes looking for her 5-years vanished mentor, she is forced to confront her dark past that Erik saved her from. This Gul, Quaint, wants to find Erik and asks for Ariadne’s help as they travel to a Rio De Janerio club that serves Guls almost exclusively. 

Read If Looking For: characters processing intense childhood sexual trauma, monster romance, stories unable to be separated from their setting (Brazil, in this case)

Avoid If You Dislike: why the fuck won’t you two just talk to each other!, uninspired prose

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